You know why we’re at Table 34?
FAVORITE TV-SHOWS
- New Girl
Jess: Merry Christmas! Merry Hanukkah!
I’m the only man in the office, of course I’m going to dress up as Santa. Look, I like it. I get all this dirt on my co-workers. They get drunk and they whisper what they want for Christmas in my ear, and I use that information to subtly undermine them and control them for the rest of the year.